21 March 2005

So you think I should drop dead? Ok. I got tested 

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can
expect me to die on:

Friday, February 24th 2051
At the ripe old age of
95 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (100%)

Alcoholism (10%)

Cancer (6%)

Drug Overdose (5%)

Other fascinating statistics:

19,594,223 people have taken The Death Test.

Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 64

70% of test takers have hairy nipples.

9% have had team sex.

4% work in the adult entertainment industry.

And 12789 people claim to have

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