21 March 2005
So you think I should drop dead? Ok. I got tested
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can
expect me to die on:
Friday, February 24th 2051
At the ripe old age of
95 years old.
expect me to die on:
Friday, February 24th 2051
At the ripe old age of
95 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (100%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Cancer (6%)
Drug Overdose (5%)
Other fascinating statistics:
19,594,223 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64
years.
years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team sex.
4% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 12789 people claim to have
leprosy.
leprosy.